Men Jokes
Man to God:"God,why did u make woman so beautiful?"
G2M:"So you would love her."
"But God",Man says,"why did u make her so dumb?"
God replies,"So she would love you."
Single women complain that all good men are married,while all married
women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms there is no such
thing as a good man.
Ever notice how many of women's problem's can be traced to the male
gender?
MENstruation
MENopause
MENtal breakdown
GUYnecology
HIMmorrhoids
What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.
How are men like noodles?
They're always in hot water,they lack taste and they need dough.
Why do men like BMWs?
Coz they can spell it.
What do anniversary and toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
Why are men like popcorn?
They satisfy u,but only for a while.
Why are men and spray paint alike?
One squeeze and they're all over u.
Why are men like blenders?
You need one,but you're not quite sure why.
Why is food better than men?
Because u don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Coz so many men fake foreplay.
Why do men like microwave dinners so much?
They like being able to both eat and make love in under 5 minutes.
Why would women be beter off if men treated them like cars?
Atleast then they would get a little attention every 6 months or 10,000
miles, whichever came first.
What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
