2. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
3. Playing doctor is for kids...let's play gynecologist.
4. If I bought you lingerie for my birthday, would there be anything in it for me?
5. I lost my phone nmber. Can I borrow yours?
6. Say, do you believe in the hereafter?
(Yes)
Well then maybe you'll give me what I'm here after.
7. (Use your index finger to call someone over then say,) If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I can do with the rest of my body.
8. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
9. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
10. Wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I try to guess your weight.
11. Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
12. Your underwear must be made out of windex, because I can see myself in them tonight.
13. If you were a tear in my eye, i would not cry for fear of losing you.
14. Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
15. Free mammograms, get your free mammograms! Get 'em while their hot!
16. Are those moon pants your wearing? (No, why?) Because your ass is outta this world.
17. I was sitting here holding my ciggarette when I realized, I'd rather be holding you.
18. Have you got a little (Insert your nationality here, Irish/Italian/Spanish/German/etc)in you? Want some?
19. Do you know why you should masterbate with these two fingers? (Hold up any 2 fingers)
Obvious reply: No, why?
Because their mine.
20. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want.
21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
22. Mmmmmm Mmmmmm Mmmmmmmm...All those curves and me with no brakes!
23. Nice dress/pants, can I talk you out of it?
24. Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
25. Um, excuse me, Can i have directions?
(To where?)
To your heart.
26. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
27. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly...from the inside?
28. Let's play house! You be the door and I'll slam you!
29. You know, your eyes would go great with my bedspread.
30. (say this while winking) What winks and fucks like a tiger?
31. Excuse me, I think I dropped my congressional medal of honor under your chair.
32. I'll bet you ten bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds or less.
33. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
34. I feel like Richard Gere, standing here next to you, the pretty woman.
35. Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
36. Do you sleep on your stomach?
(No)
Can I?
37. Let's go back to my place and get somethign straight between us.
38. Can I borrow a quarter?
(Why?)
I want to call your mom and thank her.
or
I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
39. My name's (Insert your name here) That's so you know what to scream.
40. (Look at his/her shirt label. When they ask what your doing say,) I'm just checking to see if you were made in heaven.
or
Checking to see if your the right size.
41. Is your daddy a thief?
(No)
Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?
42. Your daddy must have ben a baker...'cuz you've got a nice set of buns!
43. (Grab his/her tush) Pardon me, is this seat taken?
44. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
45. (Tap your thigh) You just THINK this is my leg.
46. You know what they say, the first time is always the hardest!
47. Hey babe, wanna make an easy 50 bucks?
48. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
49. Would you like fries with that?
50. They say love is a many splendored thing...let's make some and find out.
51. I'm leaving this place, want to cum?
52. You know what they say about beauty...it protects from all evil. Well with you I feel really safe!
53. Excuse me, this is the non-smoking section and you happen on fire!
54. Do you have a boy/girl friend? Well when you want a Man/Woman friend, come and talk to me!
55. I didn't know angels flew so low.
56. Hey baby, I've got a condom in my back pocket just waiting to get up inside you.
57. Let's play pinochio, you sit on my face and I'll tell lies.
58. If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come between the holidays?
59. Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just happy to see me?
60. A blonde's optimum pick-up line...I'm drunk!
61. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
62. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
63. Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
64. Fuck me if I'm wrong but don't you want to kiss me?
(hehehe either way you get a lil something)
65. I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
66. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
67. (Lick your finger and wipe it on him/her) How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
68. Bond. James Bond.
69. I looked up the word "beautiful" in the thesaurus today and your name was included.
70. I've had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
71. So, do you wanna see something really swell?
72. Grab your ankles bitch!
or
On your knees!
73. Hi, I'm conducting a test of how many women have pierced nipples.
74. With one touch i can make you make noise only dogs can hear.
75. Ever play leap frog naked?
76. Sit on my face and let me get to nose you better.
77. Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?
78. You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book...so what's one more??
79. Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
80. (At the office copy machine) Reproducing eh? Can I help
81. My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.
82. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
