Your the first person to be put on the FBI's most wanted
list just for speeding

Your friends car pool with you not to save gas but to save
time

You need three states just to go on a joy ride

You have a suspended drivers license in all 50 states

When you stop you leave a mile long skid mark

You married your wife because she had a corvette

Your bumper sticker says My other car is even faster

You get blisters from your gas pedal

Your car won't start unless it has 110 octane gas in it

You get pulled over even when your not speeding  just to
get a warning not to speed

You always leave at the last min. but your never late

Your friends leave a hour before you do just so you can
meet them at the same time

You don't where a seatbelt you where a crash helmet

Your speed gage is stuck in the max speed position

You can go through three drive throughs at the same
time

There's a radar detector named after you