1.It takes you an hour to scroll through your contact list.

2.You get 100 messages sent to you at the same time.

3.Your ICQ number was put on the ICQ help page.

4.Half the time your not even sure who your talking to.

5.You know every ones ICQ number but not there nickname.

6.You start hearing the ICQ message wav in your sleep.

7.You put your ICQ number on your Drivers Licens.

8.Your mother got an ICQ account just to keep in touch with you.

9.You know your next door neighbor's ICQ number before you
even know
what there names where.

10.You got a labtop just so you could get out of the house more
often.

11.You keep asking every one at work what there ICQ number is.

12.You Start signing your checks with your ICQ nickname insted
of your
real name.

13.You cancle your e-mail account becouse you never used it.

14. Your start adding ten people a day on your contact list.

15. You see psychedelic flowers when you close your eyes to go to sleep.

16.  Before you have a conversation with someone, you kindly ask them if they'd
 like to accept a chat request.

17. You consider sleeping your "N/A" mode.

18. You hear little voices in your head constantly saying "uh-oh"

19. You have over 500 buddies on your contact list.

20. You've had long conversations with all 500 of those buddies.

21.  You begin to think names like "Tom" and "Jane" are strange, but names like
 "Snakeman" and "Tigger" are common.

22. Your friend introduces you to a new person, and you immediately ask them if
 you can add them to your "contact list"

23. Since downloading ICQ, you've learned to speak 7 new languages, including
 Ukranian and the dialect of a small native community in Peru.

24.  Your idea of a "wild time" is inviting all of your online friends into one giant
 chatroom.

25. To you, ICQ isn't just a program, it's a "gift to mankind"
 The last time you signed off ICQ was during the George Bush administration.

26. Every time a new version or update of ICQ is released, you have your own
 celebration party, complete with cake, party favours, and champagne.

27. Your dog leaves you due to lack of attention, despite your efforts to appease
 him by giving him his own ICQ number.

28. Your one pride in life has become your immense contact list, and you ask all
 your friends to send over their contacts to make it even bigger.

29. You name your first child "Mirabilis" and tell all your friends that it was because
 you "liked how it sounded"

30. You have carefully allotted your time during work/school lunch breaks: 27
 minutes to check and respond to ICQ messages, 3 minutes to eat.
 

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