2.You buy sun block by the case.
3.You start bonding with your air conditioner.
4.Your electric bill is higher than your house
payments.
5.You start putting ice cubes in your water bed.
6.You start buying stock in Gatorade.
7.You keep your refrigerator open just to feel the
cool air.
8.You keep humming the song heat wave to your
self.
9.You cancel your hotmail account because you
didn't like the name of it.
10.You get a life long pass to White Water.
11.Your dream house is any house in Alaska
12.Your not even sure how hot it is because your
heat gage only go's up to 120
13. You buy a larger refrigerator so you can fit inside it
You only take cold showers
14. You ask medical research companies if they will freeze your body
now instead of waiting for you to die
15. You keep singing that "Ice Ice Baby" song over and over
16. You put your head in the oven to cool off
