e-mail on the way back to bed.
2. You name your children Eudora, Aol, and Dotcom.
3. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just
pulled the plug on a loved one.
4. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your
child in the overhead compartment.
5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for
thefree
Internet access.
6. You laugh at people with 14.4-baud modems.
7. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
8. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word
processor.com
9. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
10. You can't call your mother... She doesn't have a modem.
11. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So, you check it
again.
12. You don't know what gender three of your closest friends are, because
they have neutral screen names and you never bothered to ask.
13. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you
landscape.
14. You tell the cab driver you live at:
http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html
15. You start tilting your head sideways when you smile.
16. You don't know what the delete buttens used for since you,v never
used it .
17. you put Bill Clinton on your mailing list just to have a bigger list.
18. You got a divorce becouse your spouse dossnt have a e-mail address.
19. You have a phone line but no phone.
20. You added 8 GB of hard drive space just to save your old mail
21. You don't put your chrismas cards on your wall becouse you don't have
a printer.
22. You keep correcting your spell checker.
23. Your computer keeps crashing from scrolling through your mailing list.
24. You never use your voice mail becouse you think its to slow.
25. You don't know what day it is unless you check your e-mail.
