You have a 2 million game database all of your own games.
You can only type 20 words a min. but 100 chess notations a
min.
You think e-mail is for correspondence Chess.
your mother learned to play chess just so you would answer
her e-mail.
You think of your laptop as your travel set.
You bought your son a new computer just to teach him how to
play chess.
You keep praying your chess computer is better than your
opponents
You think Deep blue is the world chess champion.
Your online rating is 2500 but your USCF rating is just 1500.
You change chess servers just to meet new people.
You think Gary Kasparov is a chess program.
Your opponents always seem to get disconnected when your
one move away from
mating them.
You unplugged your sound card just so you wouldn't have to
hear that annoying beeping
noise it makes when some one makes a move.
Your best friends are Chessnet and PCchess but you've never
met them in person.
You refused to play your neighbor a game because he didn't
have a computer.
You can't play on a 3D chess board any more.
You think a chat room is where you meet people to play chess.
You can't play on a regular chess board with out grabbing your
mouse.
