SIGNS YOUR SPOUSE MAY BE HAVING AN
ONLINE AFFAIR

1. Lately she sits at the computer naked

2. After signing off, he always has a cigarette

3. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive

4. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up

5. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand

 6. She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software"

7. Lipstick on the mouse

8. During sex, she screams "A colon backslash enter insert!"

9. The fax file is filled with pictures of someone's butt

10. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear

11.Your wife sends you e-mail telling you she's in the mood but
 you remember she doesnt know your e-mail address

 12.She has five different screennames all starting with XXX

 13.You find your wives e-mail address in the men's  bathroom at work

14.You find the keyboard in your bed under the blanket