If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating
an endangered plant?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone
will clean them?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
If you shoot a mime, do you need a silencer?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks
on its doors?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights,
what happens?
You know how most packages say, "Open here?" What should you do
if the package says, "Open somewhere else?"
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
but when we transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
You know that indestructible little black box that is used on airplanes,
why can't they make the whole plane out of that same substance?
Why is that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn
the radio down?
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why do noses run and feet smell?
